It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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