I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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