they need to just BURY HIM!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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