Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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