have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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