i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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