Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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