Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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