I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I want her autograph on my taint
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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