If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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