i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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