I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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