Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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