her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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