I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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