Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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