But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I know her cup size but not her name....
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