So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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