you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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