marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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