Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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