Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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