i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
