Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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