Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
