It was confusing and full of hummus
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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