just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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