i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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