Me too!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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