i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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