So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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