mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I wanna passion pit in your ass
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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