Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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