whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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