It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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