Is it because I queefed?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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