Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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