i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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