When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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