Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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