my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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