it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just pee around me
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You did what with his pubic hair?
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