Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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