the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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