I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Small penises have feelings too.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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