I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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