Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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