i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I want to be your penis for a week.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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