She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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