we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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