You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just had sex on a roof
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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