Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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