I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The adults are the big ones right?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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