The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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