why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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